Dog Poop and Golf!

For all you mothers out there...has there ever been a time where you want to scream your guts out your kids but all you can do is laugh!

My dear son had his friends over to play...I was downstairs viewing and editing photos when he screamed from his playroom "mom the dog pooped in my play room" my response "Dylan don't touch it I will be there in just a second to retrieve the poop, do NOT touch it" ! I gave myself a few minutes to finish one last touch up, Bella Dylan's little friend came down stairs green as green could be...I asked her what was wrong she said the that Dylan swatted the poop and that it really smelled BAD, I said "it's just poop it's not that bad". I made my way to the playroom...ok I could smell it as soon as I got to the top of the stairs. As I came around the corner, I began to see speckle pieces of crap all over the walls and floor! I asked the kids what the heck was going and why was there dog poop everywhere, their response "Dylan putted the poop with the golf club"! Yes that's right a nine iron to the poop! I could feel the rage in my face... I was so mad all I could do is laugh and gag as I cleaned the poop from the walls, door and floor. What else could I do?

Bean... the pooper!